do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside
Any pillow can be a dakimakura! All you need is a little ~imagination~
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on
when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck