inarina:

you are making me lose control of my emotions and it is infuriating

(Source: spookynarina)

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

(Source: mikleos)

mallius:

various #inktobers 

(more at my instagram)

(Source: kirbyfucker64)

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tags: i think for once i just want to sleep alone tonight +

takizawaseidou:

dont ask me if im okay if you wont listen for an answer

svveden:

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

you just answered your own question

kindamindless:

So there’s cute people and there’s hot people right? But then theRE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND HOT AND SOMETIMES AT THE SAME TIME AND IT’SNOT FAIR.

caitlynkurilich:

The BetrayalThe Ranger, Basileia, & Memento Mori | Graphite & Digital Media

A collected post of all my most recent illustrations of women wanderers and warriors. Prints here.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

on the back is written “you monster”

(Source: epic4chan)